The Onion Digest for Your Startup

Automate culture building as you scale and create a thriving workplace by turning your culture into an AI-powered people magazine.

Don't let WFH weaken your culture

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Feeling Disconnected

53% of remote workers say it's harder to feel connected to their coworkers. It's like trying to high-five through a screen. 🖐️📺

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Costly Turnover

Disconnected employees are 27% more likely to leave. That's more than the odds of finding spare chargers at the airport. 🔌✈️

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Lost Productivity

Disengaged workers cost $450B per year. That's a lot of zeroes, and not the good kind. 😱💸

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Less Innovation

Misaligned cultures see creativity drop 26%. That's like trying to paint a masterpiece with a toothbrush. 🎨🦷

How it Works

Your Weekly Dose of Stories, Delivered

👥 Tell Us About Your Team: Share details about your team's personalities, interests, and dynamics.
🤖 AI Story Engine: Our AI analyzes the input to generate personalized stories and prompts tailored for your team.
🚀 Automated Culture Building: Weekly narratives and daily reflection prompts delivered to strengthen culture.
🎮 Gamification: Earn coins for completing daily reflections, fostering a sense of accomplishment and friendly competition.

Start Building Happier Teams

Connect Deeper, Work Better

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AI-Powered Culture

Personalizes content to align teams, reinforce core values, and energize culture. It's like having a stand-up comedian as your Chief Culture Officer. 🎤😄

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Strengthen Belonging

Authentic stories connect remote teams, no awkward virtual happy hours required. 🍻💻

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Effortless Engagement
Boost

Fresh culture content, delivered effortlessly. Set it and forget it, like a Ronco Rotisserie. 🍗🔄

The ROI of a Strong Culture

Unlock Productivity and Innovation

Companies with thriving cultures see a 37% surge in creativity, sparking significant productivity boosts (Harvard Business Review).

Strengthen Camaraderie & Tackle Turnover

Culturally connected employees are 27% less likely to leave, saving you up to 2x their salary in replacement costs.

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Combat Poaching with Stronger Relationships

Defend against poaching with a fun workplace culture that cuts stress by 40% (International Journal of Stress Management), creating an environment too good to leave.